True Love may not exist in real life, but it does exist in fanfiction.
it kind of bothers me that after all this time people still dont understand how sorting works in harry potter
its not necessarily based on the characteristics you possess, its the ones you value, and that my friends is completely different. that is why the sorting hat considers your choice, otherwise why would he bother with your opinion
primary examples would be hermione, wormtail and lockhart
see also: neville
James marching over to Lily in the common room because he’s found their cats bloody fornicating on his bed and this cannot be happening because his cat is betrothed to a siberian in Ravenclaw and dammit Lily stop laughing this is serious business
|Love the blog! Blackinnon just some cheeky fluff about them sneaking around the castle at night|
WHY ARE YOU ON ANON HOW CAN I SHOW THE APPROPRIATE THANKS IF YOU’RE ON ANON?! thank you though you beautiful person <3
"You made that.”
"Well not just me, but yeah."
Sirius smirked Marlene took the map off him to study it. He watched her scan it for a few seconds before she looked up at him with a mischievous sparkle in her eyes.
"I know that look McKinnon, what’s going through that pretty head of yours?" he asked her, his smirk growing.
"Are you aware of the opportunities you have given me by letting me see this?" she replied, jumping off the bed, pulling him with her.
"Where are we going?"
"Well played McKinnon." he chuckled, watching as she hopped off the window ledge. "That’s going to stay there for at least a week."
"Pfft. It’ll be at least two Black." she scoffed, taking a step back to admire her handy work. Above the windows on either side of the doors of Hogwarts, were giant pictures of the Slytherin Quidditch team. Between the two of them Marlene and Sirius had defaced each member, and she had given each of them a nickname. "So are we safe to go back?"
"Hang on," he replied, pulling out the map. "Yeah for now. Come on." He told her, throwing an arm around her. She leant into his side as they silently began their journey back.
However it soon became clear that it wouldn’t be easy. Sirius had not been keeping as close an eye as he should on the map, and had failed to notice Filch get closer to them.
"Fuck. Ready to run Marls?"
"No time. Just run." He told her, grabbing her hand and taking off. After a second her question was answered.
“STOP THIS INSTANT. COME BACK HERE.” They heard Filch yelling, and begun running faster. “I MEAN IT. COME BACK RIGHT NOW.”
Sirius led them down a different corridor, before pulling her behind a tapestry. Marlene was about to protest, before she saw a passage way.
“Shh McKinnon.” Sirius smirked, pushing her against the passage wall and placing his hand over her mouth. A minute later, they heard Filch jog past, and Marlene had to bite her lip not to laugh. Sirius didn’t remove his hand for another minute. Then she licked him.
“Ugh. That was disgusting.” He groaned, wiping his hand in his trousers.
Marlene took the opportunity to quickly peck his lips.
“What was that for?” he smirked, placing his now dry hands on her hips.
“For showing me that map. For coming with me. For not getting us caught.” She replied, smiling slightly and shrugging her shoulders.
“You’re welcome.” He smiled, kissing her back quickly. She grabbed the map from his hand whilst he was distracted.
“What? You almost got us caught, and despite the fact we weren’t, I don’t fancy running again. So I’m having the map.” She stated, glancing at it before leaving the passage and beginning to travel back to the dorm.
“Ye of little faith.” He muttered, grabbing her free hand as he came up to walk beside her.
“Muttering is very unattractive you know.” She told him, keeping her eyes on the corridor.
“So is being a pain in the arse.” He shot back kissing her temple. “Yet I still love you.”
“Please, you couldn’t stop loving me even if you wanted.”
“Love you too by the way.”
“I know. I’m a very loveable person.”
“You’re an asshole.”